Regal Fashion Admirer Prints

Now let me see.

Queen

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Mating rituals

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

French 75s at the Stafford

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The Queen

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

The Fashions

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'He never learns. Last year, he was a fire hydrant.'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

King Jogging With Red Carpet

'A penny for your thoughts, dear.'

'Sorry about the mess - We just massacred a bunch of Albigensians.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...

Considerate Attention

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

King

'Maybe crying worked for Hillary, but it's not working for you.'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.

King John

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."