Regal Fashion Admirer T-Shirts

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Queen

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Mating rituals

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

French 75s at the Stafford

The Queen

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

The Fashions

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...

Considerate Attention

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

King Jogging With Red Carpet

'A penny for your thoughts, dear.'

'Sorry about the mess - We just massacred a bunch of Albigensians.'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

King

Snowmanbun

'Maybe crying worked for Hillary, but it's not working for you.'

Women Take The Place Of The Band At St.James Palace.

King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

King John

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."