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'As far as I'm concerned, you're ALWAYS incognito!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Please Drove Carefully.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Princess Anne

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Cook and her Maids

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Nevermore."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Mummy?!

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'