Regal Life Admirer Gifts

'As far as I'm concerned, you're ALWAYS incognito!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Please Drove Carefully.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Sistine Selfie

Jester Surgeon

Cook and her Maids

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Death Of Venus

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Leadership training.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Mummy?!