Royal Style Watchers Prints

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Cord cutter

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

British Prime Minister

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

A king and his paperwork.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Graffiti on guard's horse

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."