Medieval Fashionista Pillows

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

"I have to be honest, Roger. The way you dress is quite middle aged."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Victorian Lady

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Daughters on the beach

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Blue Dress and Feather

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

A Macaroni in 1772

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."