Medieval Fashionista Gifts

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

No, I don

"I have to be honest, Roger. The way you dress is quite middle aged."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Victorian Lady

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Daughters on the beach

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

TV jester.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A Macaroni in 1772

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Blue Dress and Feather

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress