Traditional Fashionista Gifts

Welsh Lady

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Three Ladies

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Punkins

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Pizza and Karaoke

Amy Winehouse

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Will Curl Lip For Food

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Wild and crazy salmon

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'