Primitive Fashionista Gifts

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Punkins

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Welsh Lady

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"Now do you believe me?"

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Lily Costume

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"My parents hate it."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

The First Tattoo

"What makes people wear clogs?"

Model T-Rexs

Eve trying on different leaves

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Punk reindeer.

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."