Primitive Fashionista Pillows

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Welsh Lady

"Now do you believe me?"

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Lily Costume

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"My parents hate it."

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

The First Tattoo

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

'Is that your GOOD mammoth hide?'

Eve trying on different leaves

"What makes people wear clogs?"

"Damn foreigners - look at the way they dress."