Minimalist Fashionista Gifts

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Masters of Sameness

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

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