Fashion Minimalist Gifts

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Masters of Sameness

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

My Marie Kondo Drawer

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

"Of course he loves it here. He gets to wear the same thing over and over every day."

Five Stages of Lockdown

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Marcello Mastroianni.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."