Fashion Minimalist Gifts

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

My Marie Kondo Drawer

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

"Of course he loves it here. He gets to wear the same thing over and over every day."

Five Stages of Lockdown

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'