Minimalist Wardrobe Gifts

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Marcello Mastroianni.

Sock Abduction

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'