Minimalist Dresser Gifts

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"I've actually halved my dry cleaning bill."

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

The Dandy

That every day look.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Futons/Futoffs

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Maybe this year..."

"I feel a draft."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Bat

Fried Egg

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

A woman holding the globe