Minimalist Dresser Pillows

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"I've actually halved my dry cleaning bill."

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

The Dandy

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"Maybe this year..."

"I feel a draft."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

Futons/Futoffs

Fried Egg

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Bat

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'I hired a decorator.'

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"