Minimalist Decor Gifts

'Sonya really hates cooking!'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Futons/Futoffs

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."