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'Sonya really hates cooking!'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."