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"Not to mention the park view."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Life stripped bare

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."