Fashion Traditionalist Gifts

'We do like our announcers to wear ties.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."