Fashion Traditionalist T-Shirts

'We do like our announcers to wear ties.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

Folk Wedding

Baptism Then and Now

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."