Nostalgic Traditionalist T-Shirts

"Shipping presents is great, but I miss the milk and cookies."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

'Bring out yer books!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

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"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I love these old decorations!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."