Nostalgic Traditionalist Mugs

"Shipping presents is great, but I miss the milk and cookies."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

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'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Elvis Presley

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Grandma's caf

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I love these old decorations!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'