Nostalgic Artist Mugs

An organ grinder has a robotic monkey.

'The architect speaks: I discarded Frank LLoyd Wright...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Bring out yer books!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Elvis Presley

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers