Traditionalist T-Shirts

'She's a new school principal with 'old school' principles.'

Books On Paper

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Pencil and paper?! Talk about old school!"

Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'The reason I have no interactive device - like a clicker or beeper - is I'm readng a BOOK,'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

The vanishing American is the one who pays cash.

Time for Tea!

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Whose shout is it?'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."

"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'I like corn the way it is, so I sure hope they don't start forcing ethanol on us.'

"Grandma, are you old technology?"

'Hey, grampa. What's that?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Yes, I received it but somehow it doesn't feel the same, displaying e-cards.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Sanity Claus: 'Celebrate the birth of Christ.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'You wouldn't catch George & I purchasing off the internet. We much prefer the hustle & bustle of real shopping.'