Traditionalist At Heart T-Shirts

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'I stored all my lesson plans in my notebook computer then backed them up by writing them in this composition notebook.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Fisherman being rained on by fish

"Why is Dad so old fashioned?"

'You're not getting older, Quentin, you're just getting more old-fashioned.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

'i know its traditional, and I'm sure I look gorgeous, but this hairstyle makes me feel like a chump...'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Ruddy bloggers!

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Baptism Then and Now

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt