Traditionalists With A Twist T-Shirts

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Ruddy bloggers!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Bloomin global warming...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes