Modern Traditionalists T-Shirts

Times have changed. Selfie with Santa.

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

Elephant Upgrade

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Do you do Paywave

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Old Book Smell

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes