Modern Traditionalists Pillows

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

Elephant Upgrade

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Do you do Paywave

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."