Traditionalists Vs Modernists Pillows

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"It's hardly my fault if I don't conform to your socially outmoded construct of what attributes constitute the definition of 'well behaved'!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'Let us pray...'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."