Traditionalist Meets Modernist Pillows

Faxissimus

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Champagne at the hunt

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'It's a selfie.'

Hip hop Santa.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'LOL!'