Traditionalist Meets Modernist Prints

Faxissimus

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Herb's from Texas."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Hip hop Santa.

'It's a selfie.'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'