Modern Mixed With Traditional Pillows

Elderly man with a selfie stick

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Champagne at the hunt

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'It's a selfie.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Hip hop Santa.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Stainglass Windows '33

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'LOL!'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."