Mix Of Modern And Traditional Lovers Pillows

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"Everybody meets online these days."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'It's a selfie.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

"Lady lush has another busy day."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

5-hour relationship drug.

Cupid views his online credit rating.

Wedding nose ring

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Elderly man with a selfie stick

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

Faxissimus

Medusa takes a selfie

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

'Gotta run. I'm late for a lecture on answering the phone while out on a date.'

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels

Digital Hourglass

"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."