Ancient-modern Mashup Lover Pillows

"What's a patent?"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Popera!

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Gone to Lunch.

Pamplona 500

Hieroglyph stamps.

Cleopatra

Archeology 101.

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Easter Island

Santa Claus

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

Yin-Yang-Yum.