Modern Meets Vintage Lover Pillows

'When did YOU get your own website?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Victorian Selfie

Vivienne Westwood

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lovers in toile de jouy

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!