Modern Meets Vintage Lover Gifts

'When did YOU get your own website?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

The Return Of The Minipants

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Lovers in toile de jouy