Mix Of Modern And Traditional Lovers Gifts

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Snoopy with Laptop

"Everybody meets online these days."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'It's a selfie.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Friday night was always sext night.

Modern Charm

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

"Lady lush has another busy day."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

Cupid views his online credit rating.

5-hour relationship drug.

Wedding nose ring

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

'When did YOU get your own website?'

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Lighthouse keeper rowing new lightbulb to lighthouse.

Faxissimus

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

Medusa takes a selfie

Elderly man with a selfie stick

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Digital Hourglass

Noah's Ark Security.

'Gotta run. I'm late for a lecture on answering the phone while out on a date.'

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels

"Oh Gerald, you've changed your Facebook status."