Ancient Meets Modern Lover Gifts

Medusa takes a selfie

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

Modern Charm

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Archeology 101.

Pyramid Graffiti

The Dungeon

Extinct dinosaur...

'He was an evil king.'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"