Ancient Greece Lover Gifts

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Centaur Forward

Troys'R'Us.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Medusa and Perseus.

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Romulus (left) and Remus

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Gone to Lunch.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Warning: Minotaur Ahead

Medusa at the hair stylists.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!