Ancient Greece Lover Pillows

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Centaur Forward

Troys'R'Us.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"I dropped my goblet!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Romulus (left) and Remus

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists

Gone to Lunch.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Medusa at the hair stylists.

Warning: Minotaur Ahead

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'