Ancient Love Enthusiast Pillows

Orpheus and Eurydice

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Valentines Balloons

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Dreaming of Love

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Mass Confucian

Woman carrying a love heart