Ancient Romance Enthusiast Pillows

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Bear Costume

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Orpheus and Eurydice

Park and Ride dilema

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

I am married

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Stonehenge Books

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Barbara Cartland

Cleopatra

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"