Lover Of Ancient Rome Gifts

Spin - the early years

Bacchus.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Orpheus and Eurydice

Janus 2021

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Virgil

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

The Dungeon

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

Pyramid Graffiti

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.