Ancient Meets Modern Lover T-Shirts

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Medusa takes a selfie

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Friday night was always sext night.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Modern Charm

Archeology 101.

Extinct dinosaur...

Pyramid Graffiti

'He was an evil king.'

The Dungeon

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

Giorgio Tsoukalos

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."