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'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Grandma's caf

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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Liam Gallagher.