Traditional Love Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Dialogue

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Valentines Balloons

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

Shall I be mother?

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Orpheus and Eurydice

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Cupid

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart