Ancient-modern Mashup Lover T-Shirts

Noah's Ark Security.

"What's a patent?"

Snoopy with Laptop

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Popera!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Hieroglyph stamps.

Pamplona 500

Gone to Lunch.

Cleopatra

Archeology 101.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Easter Island

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

Santa Claus

Giorgio Tsoukalos

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.