Retro-modern Fusion Lover T-Shirts

Lighthouse keeper rowing new lightbulb to lighthouse.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Snoopy with Laptop

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Fossil bands

Young Elvis

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

King with the boom box.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Gramaphone Man.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

A 60's pop group