Retro-modern Fusionist T-Shirts

"I'd like to make a return."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'Does it have colour?'

Space Rocket.

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

The wonder of modern technology

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

The Automatic Policeman

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Time change

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."