Retro-modern Fusionist T-Shirts

"I'd like to make a return."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Time Machine Collision

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'Does it have colour?'

Space Rocket.

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

The wonder of modern technology

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

The Automatic Policeman

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Time change

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone