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"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Footballer and Bacteria.

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cowpunk

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Women bathing at the seaside

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Early Baroque and Roll

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

Pirate Yoga